The Real Slim Shady Ringtone – Eminem Ringtones

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“The Real Slim Shady” was not originally intended to be part of The Marshall Mathers LP. Interscope Records’s Jimmy Iovine wanted Eminem to have a song to introduce the album, similar to the way “My Name Is” was the first single on The Slim Shady LP. Eminem, Dr. Dre, Tommy Coster and Mike Elizondo wrote “The Real Slim Shady” just hours before the final copy of the album was due. The first single was intended to be “Who Knew.”

Writer(s) : Marshall Mathers, Andre Young, Tommy Coster, Mike Elizondo

Artist(s) : Eminem

Length : 4:44

Label : Aftermath, Interscope, Web

Producer(s) : Dr. Dre, Mel-Man

Genre(s) : Hip-Hop

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The Real Slim Shady Ringtone

LYRIC to the SONG

May I have your attention please?free-ringtones.net
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?free-ringtones.net
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?free-ringtones.net
We’re gonna have a problem here

Y’all act like you never seen a white person beforefree-ringtones.net
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the doorfree-ringtones.net
And started whooping her a** worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)free-ringtones.net
It’s the return of the… “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kiddingfree-ringtones.net
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!free-ringtones.net
Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)free-ringtones.net
Feminist women love Eminem
[*Vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]free-ringtones.net
“Slim Shady, I’m sick of himfree-ringtones.net
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who.” “Yeah, but he’s so cute though!”free-ringtones.net
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loosefree-ringtones.net
But no worse, than what’s going on in your parents’ bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’tfree-ringtones.net
But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moosefree-ringtones.net
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kissfree-ringtones.net
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kidsfree-ringtones.net
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris isfree-ringtones.net
Of course they gonna know what intercourse isfree-ringtones.net
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?free-ringtones.net
“We ain’t nothing but mammals..” Well, some of us cannibalsfree-ringtones.net
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*slurp*]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopesfree-ringtones.net
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elopefree-ringtones.net
[*ewww!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goesfree-ringtones.net

‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shadyfree-ringtones.net
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand upfree-ringtones.net
Please stand up, please stand up?free-ringtones.net

‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingfree-ringtones.net
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand upfree-ringtones.net
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell recordsfree-ringtones.net
Well I do, so f*** him and f*** you too!free-ringtones.net
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand mefree-ringtones.net
“But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?”free-ringtones.net
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?free-ringtones.net
Yo s***, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsfree-ringtones.net
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to firstfree-ringtones.net
Little b****, put me on blast on MTVfree-ringtones.net
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee!”
I should download her audio on MP3free-ringtones.net
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VDfree-ringtones.net
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy youfree-ringtones.net
And there’s a million of us just like mefree-ringtones.net
Who cuss like me; who just don’t give a f*** like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like mefree-ringtones.net
It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!free-ringtones.net

‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shadyfree-ringtones.net
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingfree-ringtones.net
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?free-ringtones.net

I’m like a head trip to listen to, cause I’m only giving youfree-ringtones.net
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say itfree-ringtones.net
In front of y’all and I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at allfree-ringtones.net
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it [*err*] I just s*** itfree-ringtones.net
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out canfree-ringtones.net
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
It’s funny; ’cause at the rate I’m going when I’m thirtyfree-ringtones.net
I’ll be the only person in the nursing home flirtingfree-ringtones.net
Pinching nurses asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
And I’m jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t workingfree-ringtones.net
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkingfree-ringtones.net
He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
[*hach*] Or in the parking lot, circlingfree-ringtones.net
Screaming “I don’t give a f***!”free-ringtones.net
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?free-ringtones.net
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?free-ringtones.net
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?free-ringtones.net